If you follow along on Instagram stories, you’ve likely seen these faces.
Queen Lemon “Emy” åskfot Sweetpea
11 year old domestic medium hair. Identifiable by her pink nose and squishy face. The Queen had a tragic start to life. None of her littermates survived. We should have known what was to come. Lemon has asthma, a heart murmur, one functioning kidney that is kept working by a Feline Subcutaneous Ureteral Bypass Device, and to top it off – dandruff. She refuses to poop in a litter box and her only hobby is bossing around her brother. She’s perfect.
Aldus Manutius, The Cat
11 year old domestic medium hair. Identifiable by his almost-human stare and white tail tip. Not at all related to Lemon, but adopted because he matched. We hoped they would be fooled by the matching coats, but no such luck. Aldus will forever be treated as an intruder by The Queen. Loves her anyhow. He’s a simple man with simple needs. Back scratches, baby holds, and his green mouse. He’s perfect.
You’re a self-described cleaning enthusiast.
Drop the tips!
Outside of tattooing, cleaning is my greatest source of satisfaction and joy.
Home setup:
Vacuum
Love of my life, Miele. She’s amazing.
Robot helper
Roomba J7 that has the ability to detect and avoid rogue Cat Shits. How is it possible?
Steamer
Dupray Neat. You want this. Trust me.
Feline Hair Maintenance
Furniture lint roller from Muji. Yes. You need it.
Studio setup:
BBP Battle Chemicals
Optim 1 wipes all the way.
Friendly surface cleaning
Dish soap and water mix.
Vacuum
Ancient Shark Navigator that has seen some shit.
Mop
My mop bucket is a brown Carlisle and is v cute. Paired with a blue mop handle. Stunning. BLEACH BATH CHIC.